Our profession in general and social media in particular, takes itself too seriously. Thankfully, Scott Adams has trained his lens on us, courtesy of Dilbert.
Beth the Marketing Manager for Social Media
Marketing Managers for Social Media use Facebook and Twitter. A lot.
Live Tweeting everything the boss says can be a CLM.
The office is a fertile ground for material
Marketing is mostly guesswork
Advertising can be used for competitive depositioning
UPDATE: Marketing is just liquor and guessing
UPDATE: The only things which matter are social networks, gaming and phones: