Not your typical ad.
I’d like to see the American Copywriter guys come up with better American copywriting than this:
A bouncer in Birmingham hit me in the face with a wrench five times and my wife’s boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post. So if you don’t buy a home from me, it ain’t going to hurt my feelings.
Closely followed by:
Come on down to Cullman Liquidation and buy a home. Or don’t. I don’t care.